Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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