i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
NoShamevember. You game?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Drunk is a universal language darling
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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