32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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