I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We are two peas in an std pod
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Do you have feelings for this penis?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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