Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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