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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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