his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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I just got carded by a ten year old.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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