I puked a lego.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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