You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
My ass is underappreciated
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
