Whoa Z and x make the same sound
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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