I am in a vortex of obligation.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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