I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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