I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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