If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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