Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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