dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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