$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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