speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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