Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Ikea night.
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I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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