google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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