I like to think it a success when the cops are called
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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