i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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