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you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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