Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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