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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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