I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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