the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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