so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
She even gives head with a lisp.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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