I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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