The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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