just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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