piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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