Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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