I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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