If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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