Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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