I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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