Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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