ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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