Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Houston, we have a squirter
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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