Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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