:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i barfeds in our rink
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She bit a glass in half.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
