i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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