this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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