This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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