My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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