Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i just had sex bonerless
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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