I'm going to jail i love you
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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