They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i wish my penis had a tongue
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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