OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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