OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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